What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?