Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where does laundry go to college?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?