Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?