What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the cow afraid?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are books always so angry?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do two skunks argue?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What shape is bad at driving?