What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the bee sad?
What is another name for a cow?
What animal has more lives than a cat?