What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do jokesters study in college?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do German dogs sleep?