Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?