Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What insect thinks it's a dog?