What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is the strongest animal?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?