Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?