Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What day do hands always go to church?