Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What animal knows kung fu?