Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What nationality are most fish?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.