What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?