Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What type of flower grows up too fast?