What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which elf is the best singer?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?