Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which dog belongs in a band?