What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?