Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
