How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do fish do at parades?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?