Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When should you start writing a book?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?