Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?