Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a spider's favorite book?