What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What game do mice love to play?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which former US President was always cold?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?