What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What words make the best athletes?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What nationality are most fish?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?