What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the spider so smart?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What fish sings the best?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do stars go to college?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?