Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?