Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?