Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?