Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why was the cat so small?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?