What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?