Why do elephants have trunks?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the bicycle call its dad?