Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which state has the best streets?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.