What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do ducks get after they eat?