How do hurricanes see?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which cats love to be petted?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which is the worst season?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?