What animal has 20/20 vision?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
