Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What birds make average students?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?