What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?