What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?