How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?