Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why was the fish so smart?