How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?