How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the math book sad?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a pig thief?