What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What dog never pays attention in class?