What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
We had a discussion about roses.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?