Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?