Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which is the worst season?