Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a peanut in space?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are all priests fit?
What animal floats best?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?