What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call the pig that does karate?