Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the tire self-conscious?